Monday, June 11, 2007

Movie Line Quiz

You know what to do.......

1. Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

2. Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator.

3. If you're from Africa, why are you white? Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white

4. I do not see plays, because I can nap at home for free. And I don't see movies 'cause they're trash, and they got nothin' but naked people in 'em! And I don't read books, 'cause if they're any good, they're gonna make 'em into a miniseries.

5. I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way

6. You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food, Dude.


  1. 1. Mallrats
    3. Mean Girls
    5. Roger Rabbit
    6. Hook

  2. Answers are

    1. Dazed and confused
    2. Mallrats
    3. Mean girls
    4. Steel Magnolias
    5. Who framed Roger Rabbit
    6. Hook


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